Cabin fever is well and truly setting in among Australia's croppers.
It’s seeding time – and that means long hours in the tractor, often with nobody to chat to but yourself and your Snapchat crew.
But if you are starting to recognise any of these signs – it’s possibly time for you to get off the tractor and back to the farmhouse for a breather.
1) You’ve spoken more to the spare parts guy at the machinery dealership than your significant other in the past month.
2) The takeaway containers in the corner of the cabin are threatening to seriously obstruct your vision.
3) You can give a beer mat estimation of gross margins based on 10 different climate models and input levels – and have RSI in your calculator finger.
4) You refer to knocking off at midnight as an ‘early night’ without irony.
5) The kangaroos hiding in the back block have all been individually named.
6) You start to believe you can psychically tell when a hose is about to block.
7) You can identify the callers to the ABC late night quiz before they give their names.
8) You start twitching if you go more than four hours without some type of energy drink.
9) You can stop filling the seed cart within 3kg of capacity without once getting up and checking how full it is.
10) You’ve sent Dubsmash videos of the entire playlist of tractor cab karaoke numbers to your mates.
11) You started out in T-Shirts and shorts, but by time you finished you’re donning the thermals.